10 Things I Didn't Want to Hear

1. My baby teething on wrought iron
2. My cat shredding upholstery
3. My dog gagging on my hand-woven wool rug
4. My husband asking,"Is this a tarantula?"
5. "Uh-oh, Mommy"
6. Thud!  Followed by a cry (followed by silence= fine)
7. Glass breaking
8. "Ladies and gentlemen, there is a three hour delay for this flight..."
9. "We need to talk..."
10. "Look, baby climbing"