Let me tell y'all 'bout the day
when mama
fought the llama
cuz he done spit her way
Did ya know when a llama
goes spittin'
and a fittin'
he's lookin' for drama
Well, mama was down yonder
gittin' feeds
for critters needs
it's really a wonder
why that ol' llama done spit
mama stood
shocked real good
swung her bucket and HIT
that ol' llama, took the hit
reeled round
toes dug in ground
to get another spit
Well, mama is a wonder
played rugby
so now ya see
the llama ran yonder
Now there ain't no more drama
since them two
then made a new
pact of MAMA-LLAMA
Watch yer back when out that way
ol' llama
sure likes mama
may spit at you one day!
